
I would describe my city of London as conservative, priveledged, but never tacky. I was wrong. Take a look at what one Londoner put on his lawn. It reminds me of the Leg Lamp from The Christmas Story which emanated "hot sex" from the window for all the men of the neighbourhood to partake in.
Let this be a lesson to you ladies: Don't marry a man who loves to collect lawn ornaments. These things must be more addictive than crack.
O.K., so when am I leaving?
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